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Jun 21st

This Is Why I'm An Alcoholic

Nick: You want a beer?
Me: No thanks
Nick: Uhh, that was a rhetorical question
Me: I ain't drinking for a week
Nick: Why the hell not?
Alan: Yeah, why the hell not?
Me: Because I'm not a fucking alcoholic....
Nick: What does that have to do with anything?
Me: Well....
Nick: You can't come to practice and not drink. We're drinkers. That's what we do.
Me: I'm just taking a week off....
Nick: Look, if you told me you were gonna stop drinking for good, I'd be behind you all the way. But what's the use in not drinking for a week? You're only gonna go back to it next weekend, so why make yourself miserable for a week with sobriety? Just to prove some point that doesn't need any proving in the first place?
Me: Well, I never really thought of it that way.....
Alan: Here, have a beer....
Me: Yeah thanks....hey, thank you both....
Alan: No problem. Sometimes you just need friends to help you get your head straight....

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“Calling Over” by Blank Dogs

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“Shakin’ Street” by MC5

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“One Night In Bangkok” by Murray Head. In honor of David Carradine. Yeah, I said it.

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“The Chokin’ Kind” by Joe Simon

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Best Songs of the 80’s: “I Wish I Looked A Little Better” by Sparks

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Best Songs of the 80’s: “Sweet Child O’ Mine” by Guns And Roses

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Best Songs of the 80’s: “You May Be Right” by Billy Joel

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Best Songs of the 80’s: “Sensoria” by Cabaret Voltaire

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Best Songs of the 80’s: “Shake Dog Shake” by The Cure

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“My Girlfriend’s Best Friend” by The Sun

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Best Songs of the 80’s: “Billie Jean” by Michael Jackson

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Best Songs of the 80’s: “Running Down A Dream” by Tom Petty

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Best Songs of the 80’s: “Code Blue” by T.S.O.L.

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Best Songs of the 80’s: “I Saw Your Mommy” by Suicidal Tendencies

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Best Songs of the 80’s: “Happy Loving Couples” by Joe Jackson

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Best Songs of the 80’s: “People Who Died” by Jim Carroll

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Best Songs of the 80’s: “Centerfold” by The J. Geils Band

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Best Songs of the 80’s: “Girls” by Dwight Twilley

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Best Songs of the 80’s: “Olga I Cannot” by The Toy Dolls

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Best Songs of the 80’s: “Warsaw Ghetto” by Nitzer Ebb

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Best Songs of the 80’s: “16 Shells From A Thirty-Ought Six” by Tom Waits

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Best Songs of the 80’s: “These Days” by R.E.M.

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Best Songs of the 80’s: “Pink Turns To Blue” by Husker Du

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Best Songs of the 80’s: “Talk Talk” by Talk Talk

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Best Songs of the 80’s: “The Brain That Wouldn’t Die” by The Tall Dwarfs

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Best Songs of the 80’s: “Broken Promise” by New Order

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Best Songs of the 70’s: “Nag Nag Nag” by Cabaret Voltaire

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Best Songs of the 70’s: “I’m On Fire” by Dwight Twilley

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Best Songs of the 70’s: “Perfect Day” by Lou Reed

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Best Songs of the 70’s: “Submission” by The Sex Pistols

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Best Songs of the 70’s: “Interzone” by Joy Division

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Best Songs of the 70’s: “Uncle Albert” by Paul McArtney And Wings

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Best Songs of the 70’s: “Fumblin’ With The Blues” by Tom Waits

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Best Songs of the 70’s: “Wined And Dined” by Syd Barrett

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Best Songs of the 70’s: “Dirty Deeds Done Dirt Cheap” by AC/DC

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Best Songs of the 70’s: “Psycho Killer” by The Talking Heads

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Best Songs of the 70’s: “I Wanna Be Sedated” by The Ramones

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Best Songs of the 70’s: “Your Mama Won’t Like Me” by Suzi Quatro

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Best Songs of the 70’s: “Fat Bottomed Girls” by Queen

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Best Songs of the 70’s: “Detroit Rock City” by KISS

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Best Songs of the 70’s: “Rocks Off” by The Rolling Stones

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Best Songs of the 70’s: “You Should Be Dancing” by The Bee Gees

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Best Songs of the 70’s: “Last Train To London” by ELO

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Best Songs of the 70’s: “Oh You Pretty Things” by David Bowie

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Best Songs of the 70’s: “Someone I Care About” by The Modern Lovers

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Best Songs of the 70’s: “Man With Golden Helmet” by Radio Birdman

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Best Songs of the 70’s: “Know Your Product” by The Saints

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Best Songs of the 70’s: “Really Wanted You” by Emitt Rhodes

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Best Songs of the 70’s: “Tangled Up In Blue” by Bob Dylan

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Best Songs of the 70’s: “I Want You To Want Me” by Cheap Trick

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Best Songs of the 70’s: “Ever Fallen In Love?” by The Buzzcocks

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Best Songs of the 70’s: “Trampled Underfoot” by Led Zeppelin

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Best Songs of the 70’s: “Third Uncle” by Brian Eno

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Best Songs of the 2000’s: “Five Fingers” by Aesop Rock

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Best Songs of the 2000’s: “Southern Belles In London Sing” by The Faint

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Best Songs of the 2000’s: “Gronlandic Edit” by Of Montreal

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My Advanced Program For True Happiness

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Man I'm Fucking Lazy

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Man I'm Fucking Lazy

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“The Perfect Crime #2” by The Decemberists

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Best Songs of the 2000’s: “Berlin” by Black Rebel Motorcycle Club

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Best Songs of the 2000’s: “Courtship Dating” by Crystal Castles

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Best Songs of the 2000’s: “DARE” by Gorillaz

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Best Songs of the 2000’s: “All A’s” by Goodie Mob

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Best Songs of the 2000’s: “Got Yourself A Gun” by Nas

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Best Songs of the 2000’s: “Too Much Love” by LCD Soundsystem

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Best Songs of the 2000’s: “Freaks! Freaks!” by Pigeon John

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Best Songs of the 2000’s: “Side To Side” by Blackalicious

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Best Songs of the 2000’s: “Honey Doll” by Tying Tiffany

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Best Songs of the 2000’s: “Love Is A Wave” by Crystal Stilts

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Best Songs of the 2000’s: “On A Neck, On A Spit” by Grizzly Bear

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Best Songs of the 2000’s: “New Slang” by The Shins

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Best Songs of the 2000’s: “Gravel Pit” by Wu-Tang Clan

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Best Songs of the 2000’s: “Out At The Pictures” by Hot Chip

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Best Songs of the 2000’s: “Evil” by Ladytron

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Best Songs of the 2000’s: “Dating Cops” by The Intelligence

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Best Songs of the 2000’s: “Leaving The Light On” by Blank Dogs

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Best Songs of the 90’s: “Here And Now” by Letters To Cleo

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Best Songs of the 90’s: “Fuck And Run” by Liz Phair

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Best Songs of the 90’s: “Song Against Sex” by Neutral Milk Hotel

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Best Songs of the 90’s: “Say Yes” by Elliott Smith

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Best Songs of the 90’s: “Disco 2000” by Pulp

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It's Entirely Possible

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Best Songs of the 90’s: “Bull In The Heather” by Sonic Youth

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Best Songs of the 90’s: “Lounge Act” by Nirvana

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Best Songs of the 90’s: “Range Life” by Pavement

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Best Songs of the 90’s: “For Love” by Lush

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Best Songs of the 90’s: “Supersonic” by Oasis

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Best Songs Of The 90’s: “Pigs” by Cypress Hill

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Why Do We Call Terrorists Cowards, And...

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Great Cover Songs: “Inside And Out” by Feist (Originally Recorded by The Bee Gees)

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Great Cover Songs: “Let’s Dance” by M. Ward (Originally Recorded by David Bowie)

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Great One Hit Wonders: “Banditos” by The Refreshments

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Great One Hit Wonders: “Pure” by The Lightning Seeds

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Great One Hit Wonders: “Double Dutch Bus” by Frankie Smith

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Great One Hit Wonders: “I Wish” by Skee Lo

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Great One Hit Wonders: “Come On Down To My Boat” by Every Mother’s Son

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Great One Hit Wonders: “Right On Track” by The Breakfast Club

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“Never My Love” by The Association

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“Sailing To Byzantium” by The Liars

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“As You Wish” by Aqueduct

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