January 2012
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Funny Thing About Musical Taste
It doesn’t matter how many rare and out of print vinyl lp’s you have, it doesn’t matter what popular band you went to see at some dive bar long before anyone else knew who they were, it doesn’t matter how many band shirts you have from tours that happened two decades before you were born, and it sure as hell doesn’t matter how many cool, obscure band names you can...
The Husky Bro: So Joe Paterno's Gone... →
thehuskybro:
I’m sure he was a nice man, did a lot a lot of good for a lot of people, made many a person better for knowing him.
What about those kids who were sexually abused by one of his assistant coaches?
So what he told his boss? That dude got to walk around free for another 10 years, doing God…
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I don't have anything against gays, lesbians, or...
I do have something against morons, however, so if anyone I know starts referring to themselves as neither guy, girl, man, woman, male or female, but rather, “female-bodied” or “male-bodied”, I’m gonna slap them upside the head.
By the way, if you were born with a penis, wanting to be a girl and dressing like a girl doesn’t make you a girl. I’m sorry, it...
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You know what's funny?
When late twenties, early thirty something people on TV act all shocked when they find out one of their single friends hasn’t had sex in TWO WHOLE WEEKS. Seriously, in what world are single people, even successful, good looking single people, getting laid by strangers every other night? Or am I just doing something wrong?
December 2011
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Warsaw Ghetto (Full 12” Version) by Nitzer...
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Irrefutable Proof That Blink 182 Fans Are Complete...
So I was screwing around on the internet and came upon a blog post about how Blink 182 sucks. I felt it would be amusing to check out the comments of all of the angry Blink fans, and sure enough, they did not disappoint, so I decided to put up a couple of my favorite rants. If you know anything at all about the history of rock and popular music, particularly punk rock, you will probably find...
Amtrak To Hell: Jason Garrett Is A Fucking Idiot →
thenameiserwin:
thenameiserwin:
amtrak-to-hell:
The man just iced his own kicker.
Seriously, what in the fucking fuck?
Romo isn’t the problem with this team. He never has been. He’s one of the best QB’s in the league, and anyone who doesn’t realize that is a fucking moron who knows nothing about the NFL.
The real problem is that Jerry…
Hahahahahahahahahah No. The reason he was forced...
Amtrak To Hell: Jason Garrett Is A Fucking Idiot →
thenameiserwin:
amtrak-to-hell:
The man just iced his own kicker.
Seriously, what in the fucking fuck?
Romo isn’t the problem with this team. He never has been. He’s one of the best QB’s in the league, and anyone who doesn’t realize that is a fucking moron who knows nothing about the NFL.
The real problem is that Jerry…
Hahahahahahahahahah No. The reason he was forced to try the field...
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Jason Garrett Is A Fucking Idiot
The man just iced his own kicker.
Seriously, what in the fucking fuck?
Romo isn’t the problem with this team. He never has been. He’s one of the best QB’s in the league, and anyone who doesn’t realize that is a fucking moron who knows nothing about the NFL.
The real problem is that Jerry fucking Jones would rather have idiot “yes men” coaching his team...
November 2011
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People On YouTube Love Stupidity
So I was geeking out on old music a couple of weeks ago, searching all of my favorite sites to find certain songs on, and I happened upon a YouTube video of “Let Your Love Flow” by The Bellamy Brothers, which happens to be an old country song recorded in the early 70’s that I quite liked as a kid. (My parents, in their religious fervor, somehow had it rationalized in their heads...
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Walking On My Grave by Dead Moon
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Man, I love being a good looking, white,...
Seriously, we still rule the school, after all this time. Man, I would be pissed off if I were anything else….I can honestly see what all you other folks are on about all the time.
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Ghosts Are Good Company by Bishop Allen
This is...
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Man, Cowboys
You sure did make that win a hell of a lot closer than it needed to be.
Defense looked good….Sean Lee is a pimp for making plays with his hand completely wrapped up in a cast, and Demarcus Ware got his 14th sack of the year. I hope they’re saving some of that up for Aaron Rodgers in the playoffs, because I’m starting to think it’s gonna be a Cowboys/Packers NFC...
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Me: I hate that guy. He's an asshole.
Michelle: Come on....I agree he can be a bit annoying, but "hate" is kind of a strong word, don't you think?
Me: He once told me The Beatles are "overrated".
Michelle: That's why you hate him? Because he doesn't like The Beatles?
Me: No....I hate him because he's an asshole. Saying The Beatles are "overrated" just confirms that. It's like how you can tell someone is a serial killer because they abused small animals as a child.
Michelle: You're comparing people who don't like The Beatles to serial killers now?
Me: It's not just now. I've always done that. Obviously, there are some slight differences, but in general....I mean, if the shoe fits....let's face it: the world would be better off without both types....
Michelle: So, let me get this straight....in your opinion, humanity would be no better off if we got rid of all the serial killers but kept the people who don't happen to like The Beatles?
Me: Actually, now that I think about it, we would probably be better off as a species if we got rid of all the people who don't like The Beatles but kept the serial killers. At least they're doing a service by helping to weed out the population....
Michelle: I'm gonna stop talking to you about this now....
Me: You do like The Beatles, don't you?
Michelle: ....
Me: It's just that I'd hate to think I'm hanging out with Jeffrey Dahmer....
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Pretty Awesome
To see what Tony Romo can do when his ribs are healed and he has a running back he can trust to get yardage when it’s needed.
Demarco Murray is starting to look like the best pick of the draft, and Laurent Robinson looks ready to make Atlanta and St. Louis start kicking themselves for not believing in him….way stoked for both of them.
Not much to say about that game, other than...
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Seriously, Though, Penn State
Okay, Okay….I know I, and a bunch of other people in the media and internet and whatnot, have been a little hard on you over the week.
Not as hard as Jerry Sandusky was on those little boys, and not as hard as Joe Pa or McQueary’s deliberate inaction was on those little boys, and not as hard as those asshole rioters who inexplicably blamed the media instead of the people in power...
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In Defense of Penn State
Oops….there is none….
Anonymous asked: why not Pan Am to hell? Amtrack's broke and one can fly faster then rail.
Ērān-ee-uhn: Do you suppose that Joe Paterno →
amtrak-to-hell:
Yeah, that was a joke, but hey, let’s go with your sad defense for that asshole just the same….when I say the authorities, I mean the cops, as in the authorities who would actually stop young children from being molested by the great Joe Pa’s buddy, not his immediate superiors the following day whose priority was about protecting themselves and the...
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Do you suppose that Joe Paterno
Never reported Sandusky raping little boys because those coke bottle glasses of his made the boys appear bigger than they actually were?
What?
Too Soon?
Hey, that’s what Paterno said when someone told him to report Sandusky to the authorities….
Seriously, though, Penn State….good job on those riots….is your next step gonna be to protest all the unfair child abuse...
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Great Job, Penn State
Seriously, way to go.
While some clueless people in this world are protesting little things like tyrannical and genocidal dictatorships, civil and human rights abuses, corporate greed, political corruption and animal cruelty, you people took to the streets to protest the firing of a man who knew his buddy was a child molestor and did nothing to stop it.
One day you’ll all be able to look...
October 2011
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Me: Wait, are you actually calling me a hipster because I like Crystal fucking Stilts?
Michelle: It's hipster music.
Me: First of all, there's no such thing as "hipster music". I may be a big music nerd, but there's a huge difference between me and those assholes.
Michelle: What's the difference?
Me: Well, for starters, I like American football. I don't pretend to be into soccer to show everyone how "worldly" I am.
Michelle: Is that it?
Me: No, I also don't dress like a gay retard.
Michelle: ....
Me: Not that there's anything wrong with being gay, of course. Or retarded. If that's what you're into.
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Calm down, Dallas Fans....
It was the Rams. In Dallas.
They were supposed to win that game, and if they had won by less than 20 points, I would have considered it a failure.
Good win, and I’m stoked, but that does nothing to negate Jason Garrett’s reprehensible play calling against a couple of Super Bowl contenders, and the question still remains: what’s gonna happen when they get to the playoffs and...
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Jason Garrett is a Fucking Idiot
So pissed right now.
Time for a new coach.
Seriously, you run nothing but pass plays against the Detroit Lions when you’re up by three scores, but against the fucking Patriots, up by 3 points, in long down situations, that’s when you decide you need to be conservative and run the ball?
Fucking ridiculous.
There’s no excuse.
Garrett needs to go.
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So This Is Creepy.....
The following is a conversation I was just exposed to on Omegle, by what appears to be a pedophile and a teenage girl who doesn't know when to stop talking to strangers:
Omegle conversation log
2011-10-15
You're now watching two strangers discuss your question!
Question to discuss:
So I did a mom joke, and an Occupy Wall Street question....guess which one most people responded to?
Stranger 1: Hey asl
Stranger 2: 20 f
Stranger 2: n u ?
Stranger 1: 15 f
Stranger 2: lol ..
Stranger 2: so u straight ?
Stranger 1: Yeah u
Stranger 2: yep .. and its male here :P ..
Stranger 1: You said you was female
Stranger 2: kinda timepass ... !!!
Stranger 2: gettin realy bore !
Stranger 1: Okaaaaay
Stranger 2: so wht r u upto here?:\
Stranger 1: Just chatting you
Stranger 2: umm .... me nythng ... just wanna get some excitment
Stranger 1: Okaaaayy
Stranger 2: umm wanna chat cam to cam ?
Stranger 1: I'm on my iPod
Stranger 2: okayy ... so wht u like talkin abt
Stranger 2: ?
Stranger 1: Don't really min
Stranger 1: Mind*
Stranger 2: umm still virgin ?
Stranger 1: yep
Stranger 2: aww ... well i like it :)
Stranger 2: virgin pussies ;)
Stranger 1: .L
Stranger 2: so u dont u feel like loosin it ?
Stranger 1: Would rather concentrate on my education atm
Stranger 2: okayy .. thts gr8 ! .. frm which country ?
Stranger 1: Eng you
Stranger 2: aus
You have disconnected.
Stranger 1 is typing...
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If Someone Could Have Told Ozzy Osbourne
And Randy Rhoads back in 1980 that not only would “Crazy Train” be used in a car commercial in 31 years, but also that the commercial in question would depict the song as a good, clean, family-fun sing-along, do you think they would have still written it?
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In defense of Tony Romo
Okay, now that I’m somewhat over the shock of that disastrous (for Cowboys’ fans) game yesterday, I’ve had a night to sleep off all the alcohol intake for the weekend, and I’m thinking coherently again, I feel it has to be said: Tony Romo is one of the best quarterbacks in the league.
Any team not already being QB’d by Aaron Rodgers, Tom Brady, Michael Vick, Drew...
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Man it's depressing
Being a Cowboys fan sometimes….
Okay, Romo, seriously? I’m not gonna get down on you and say you suck like a bunch of other predictable assholes are gonna start doing, but two fucking interceptions for TD returns? Two?!?!
You guys lost by 4 points, and your offense gave them 14….there’s really no other way to blow a fucking 17 point lead in the 4th quarter….
...
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September 2011
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I’d Like To Walk Around In Your Mind by...
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Double Shadow by Junior Boys
Man, when I think of...
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Virginia Avenue by Tom Waits
If I were a lounge...
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“Critics who treat ‘adult’ as a term of approval, instead of as a merely...”
– C.S. Lewis (via blessedarethegeek)
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I thought R.E.M.
broke up like 16 years ago….
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Slip It To The Android by Chrome
No decipherable...
Wait.
inthefade:
natuhtack:
Casey Anthony walks away freely because there is no hard proof of her murder. Troy Davis gets the death penalty because… I’m just going to stop here. Goodnight.
There are many ways to end that sentence. None of them are good.
I think it might have something to do with the fact that Casey Anthony is a hot white chick and Troy Davis was a scary black dude. Although, he...
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“When you’re pitching a perfect game you don’t walk Albert Pujols”
– — Jack from 30 Rock
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You know who's funny?
“Liberal feminists” who are against the death penalty for child molestors and murderers but think that accused date rapists should die a painful death.
Seriously, what a bunch of silly ass bitches. And yes, I know that there are some pussy whipped guys who say stupid things like that as well. I’m including them when I say bitches.
Man, I hate hypocritical fanatics.