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amtrak-to-hell posted this
- Me:Wait, are you actually calling me a hipster because I like Crystal fucking Stilts?
- Michelle:It's hipster music.
- Me:First of all, there's no such thing as "hipster music". I may be a big music nerd, but there's a huge difference between me and those assholes.
- Michelle:What's the difference?
- Me:Well, for starters, I like American football. I don't pretend to be into soccer to show everyone how "worldly" I am.
- Michelle:Is that it?
- Me:No, I also don't dress like a gay retard.
- Michelle:....
- Me:Not that there's anything wrong with being gay, of course. Or retarded. If that's what you're into.
