- Me:I hate that guy. He's an asshole.
- Michelle:Come on....I agree he can be a bit annoying, but "hate" is kind of a strong word, don't you think?
- Me:He once told me The Beatles are "overrated".
- Michelle:That's why you hate him? Because he doesn't like The Beatles?
- Me:No....I hate him because he's an asshole. Saying The Beatles are "overrated" just confirms that. It's like how you can tell someone is a serial killer because they abused small animals as a child.
- Michelle:You're comparing people who don't like The Beatles to serial killers now?
- Me:It's not just now. I've always done that. Obviously, there are some slight differences, but in general....I mean, if the shoe fits....let's face it: the world would be better off without both types....
- Michelle:So, let me get this straight....in your opinion, humanity would be no better off if we got rid of all the serial killers but kept the people who don't happen to like The Beatles?
- Me:Actually, now that I think about it, we would probably be better off as a species if we got rid of all the people who don't like The Beatles but kept the serial killers. At least they're doing a service by helping to weed out the population....
- Michelle:I'm gonna stop talking to you about this now....
- Me:You do like The Beatles, don't you?
- Michelle:....
- Me:It's just that I'd hate to think I'm hanging out with Jeffrey Dahmer....
