Amtrak To Hell

I do have something against morons, however, so if anyone I know starts referring to themselves as neither guy, girl, man, woman, male or female, but rather, “female-bodied” or “male-bodied”, I’m gonna slap them upside the head.

By the way, if you were born with a penis, wanting to be a girl and dressing like a girl doesn’t make you a girl. I’m sorry, it just doesn’t. Neither does cutting your dick off, taking female hormones, and/or getting fake breasts. If you were born with a vagina, turning it inside out to resemble a penis and taking testosterone shots doesn’t make you a guy. That’s all cosmetic. It isn’t the real thing. Even if you could argue that, from a biological standpoint, it’s all the same, which is actually a pretty shoddy argument, anyone who undergoes a sex change as an adult STILL isn’t ever gonna know what it’s like to have grown up and gone from a child, through puberty, and into adulthood as the opposite sex that they were born.

It’s kind of like those rich morons who like to pretend they’re poor, or white idiots who like to pretend they’re black. They’re never gonna know what it’s really like. They don’t want the cons that come with their respective obsessions, they just want the surface bullshit that makes their obsessions seem cool. Yes, I realize that gender confusion goes a lot deeper than wanting to be cool, but the fact remains that a cosmetic fix isn’t gonna change who and what you really are.

If you’re a guy, and you happen to hate sports and action movies but like Glee, musicals, cuddling, high fashion and the color pink, it doesn’t mean that you’re “a girl trapped in a guy’s body”. It just means that you hate sports and action movies but like Glee, musicals, cuddling, high fashion and the color pink, and possibly, although not necessarily, that you’re gay.

On the flip side, if you’re a girl, and you’re into sports, action movies and working on cars but hate makeup and shopping for clothes, it doesn’t mean you’re a “guy trapped in a girl’s body”. It just means you’re into sports, action movies and working on cars but hate makeup and shopping for clothes, and possibly, although not necessarily, that you’re a lesbian.

It’s this warped society that places all these stigmas on what people who happen to be of a certain gender can and cannot do, and it’s all complete bullshit. Giving in to it isn’t gonna change anything, though.

Yes, I realize that anyone reading this can point out the fact that as a white, heterosexual male, all this is easy for me to say, because I can’t possibly know what it’s like to have society at large look down on me simply for being born a certain way, and that’s fair enough. I don’t know what it’s like. Hell, society fucking loves my kind. That isn’t my fault, though, and it sure as hell doesn’t make what I’m saying any less true.  

You’re not “female-bodied”. You’re a fucking girl, and you know what? It’s OKAY to be a girl.

You’re not “male-bodied”. You’re a fucking guy, and you know what? It’s ALSO OKAY to be a guy.

Deal with it, move the fuck on, and maybe try to spend all that energy you waste wishing you were someone else on something that will actually help the world. Or not.

Either way, don’t expect me to buy into your bullshit.