Amtrak To Hell

It doesn’t matter how many rare and out of print vinyl lp’s you have, it doesn’t matter what popular band you went to see at some dive bar long before anyone else knew who they were, it doesn’t matter how many band shirts you have from tours that happened two decades before you were born, and it sure as hell doesn’t matter how many cool, obscure band names you can drop in any given conversation just so whoever you’re talking to can ask “who’s that?” and make you feel superior for knowing something that isn’t gonna make one bit of difference to the world when all is said and done.

Nope, the truest barometer of your musical taste is the “Top 25 Most Played” list on your iTunes.