Amtrak To Hell

You know how you think chicks

are completely irrational, prone to mood swings, argumentative for no reason, mostly attracted to assholes, and generally just an incomprehensible gender, but then you wake up with one who has particularly pretty eyes and she’s running her fingers through your hair and asking you if you want her to make some breakfast and then you start thinking about how chicks are actually the best thing to ever happen to the world? Well that’s how they get you, sucker, so stop it….



  1. hellokittygoodbyedog reblogged this from shorterexcerpts
  2. bthny reblogged this from womenbelike
  3. womenbelike reblogged this from amtrak-to-hell and added:
    Women always be difficult...hungry, am I right?
  4. shorterexcerpts reblogged this from lamebot and added:
    This is why I always offer to make breakfast. Well, that and not thinking of woman as some sort of autonomous...
  5. lamebot reblogged this from amtrak-to-hell
  6. amtrak-to-hell posted this
Blog comments powered by Disqus