You know how you think chicks
are completely irrational, prone to mood swings, argumentative for no reason, mostly attracted to assholes, and generally just an incomprehensible gender, but then you wake up with one who has particularly pretty eyes and she’s running her fingers through your hair and asking you if you want her to make some breakfast and then you start thinking about how chicks are actually the best thing to ever happen to the world? Well that’s how they get you, sucker, so stop it….
